Dumbest. Idea. Ever.

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Found a link to this at somethingawful.

http://www.qsleeper.com/index.html

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They forgot to add eventual suffocation to the list.

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If it's shielded against bio and chemical weapons my guess is it has an internal oxygen refinery.

Or they're fucking idiots.

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I'd imagine you'd wake up with a nasty bruise on your forehead for the first couple of weeks, too.

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Sleeping in complete darkness with all outside sounds blocked? I'd buy it for that alone.

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I don't think it's much of a safe room... someone could just set that damn thing a fire and your toast...

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Wow... I won't begin to explain how desperatly sad that thing is.

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Ridiculous.

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What's wrong with it? All it's missing is an internet jack and a pizza slot for delivery and you're golden!

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Quantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.

I would imagine that if you wake up under a hundred feet of water and open your bed, you're screwed. What kind of protection is that?

The average cost of the Quantum Sleeper is estimated at about $160,000.00

I'll run right out and get one...