You have to decipher that for yourself ;)

No. How about I don't, pretentious, pontificating, pusilanimous pile of perversion.

Put your thesaurus away.

Uh huh... Because that statement was rich with similie?

I’ve got no clue what kind of logic brought similes into this.

Hey guys, look, it's love at first sight!

*watches Beff quickly slip on Imperial Uniform so he can get some*

You ridiculously ineffectual and pusilanimous pretend-friend to animals.

Ooooookkkkkk, I will definitely say this has become a bit worse than creepy...

How typical, Theren.