I'm coming baby !

..What are my chances of attaining one ?

You might get lucky if you're involved in the draw/lottery for around 5-10 years.

...of course you have to pay fees to continue doing so, thus the cost begins to sky rocket, and it becomes questionable as to whether or not it's truly worth it. *nod*

This immigration debate could cease quickly and easily if the United States were like a theme park - -charge them admission!

Aren't you one of "them"?

Yes. I paid the entry fee and got my papers the legal way