Bush vs. Saddam vs. Osama (In Street Brawl)
  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 4:33am
<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Who would win?</FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 11):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Bush</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;18.2%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=54 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Saddam</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>4&nbsp;/&nbsp;36.4%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=109 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Osama</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1&nbsp;/&nbsp;9.1%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=27 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Saddam and Osama would rape Bush together</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;18.2%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=54 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Bush's Mom</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;18.2%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=54 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 4:34am
No doubt, no doubt, even Bush can't take em if they 2 on 1 him.

Chances are they'd trun on each other immediatly afterwards, but who cares? Bush would be dead.
  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 4:38am
I personally don't see a crippled arab on dialisous (sp?) to be much of a threat.

But Saddam seems to be in better shape than Bush so I'd put my money on him.
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  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 6:02am
Really? Saddam struck me as a lardass. But then again I don't think Bush would know what to do in a fight, so Saddam would probably take it.
  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 6:29am
Yeah, his overbasking in undeserved wealth gave him a few more pounds than he needed, but I just don't get the idea that Bush (no matter how much I like the guy) can stand up in a fight against anyone, much less a big fag Arab guy yelling at the top of his lungs.
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  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 6:58am
Although I don't know what she looks like or how good shape she's in, or even if she's alive (probaly not) Bush's mom could win if she had high heels, a good slapping hand, and a heavy purse.
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  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 7:10am
My money's on Saddam...


He might be a little out of shape, but he grew up on the streets of Tikrit (sp?) , and is a pretty ruthless guy.

Anyone who can make it to the top of the Ba'ath party is obviously one tough individual.

...plus...Osama has health problems, as well as a gammy leg so...
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  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 7:35am
Bush has money, and everyone knows money can buy additional hit points and strength stats.
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  • Posted On: Jan 18 2004 8:55pm
Yeah, but Bush can also have the CIA make rigged D20s to roll nat-20s every time.

He'd win easy.
  • Posted On: Jan 19 2004 3:29am
Osama would probably strap himself up with 20 pounds of C4 and take all three of them out.