<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Who would win?</FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 11):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Bush</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;18.2%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=54 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Saddam</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>4&nbsp;/&nbsp;36.4%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=109 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Osama</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1&nbsp;/&nbsp;9.1%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=27 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Saddam and Osama would rape Bush together</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;18.2%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=54 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Bush's Mom</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;18.2%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=54 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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No doubt, no doubt, even Bush can't take em if they 2 on 1 him.

Chances are they'd trun on each other immediatly afterwards, but who cares? Bush would be dead.

I personally don't see a crippled arab on dialisous (sp?) to be much of a threat.

But Saddam seems to be in better shape than Bush so I'd put my money on him.

Really? Saddam struck me as a lardass. But then again I don't think Bush would know what to do in a fight, so Saddam would probably take it.

Yeah, his overbasking in undeserved wealth gave him a few more pounds than he needed, but I just don't get the idea that Bush (no matter how much I like the guy) can stand up in a fight against anyone, much less a big fag Arab guy yelling at the top of his lungs.

Although I don't know what she looks like or how good shape she's in, or even if she's alive (probaly not) Bush's mom could win if she had high heels, a good slapping hand, and a heavy purse.

My money's on Saddam...


He might be a little out of shape, but he grew up on the streets of Tikrit (sp?) , and is a pretty ruthless guy.

Anyone who can make it to the top of the Ba'ath party is obviously one tough individual.

...plus...Osama has health problems, as well as a gammy leg so...

Bush has money, and everyone knows money can buy additional hit points and strength stats.

Yeah, but Bush can also have the CIA make rigged D20s to roll nat-20s every time.

He'd win easy.

Osama would probably strap himself up with 20 pounds of C4 and take all three of them out.