Everyone look at me! My penis has grown six inches since making this post, because it represents the thousanth time I've posted on this god forsaken board!

Everyone congratulate me on this meaningless accomplishment!

Congrats on having no life... Just kidding. :P I couldn't resist, seriously. >.< *hugs*

Like I really wanted to know all that, Demios or Demos, whatever the fuck your name is.

PMS.

Have a nice life and without man you wouldn't be here that God made Adam first then in a way Adam gave birth to Eve that God took one of Adam's ribs and turned it into a woman.

LMFAO

That made no fucking sense whatsoever.

I can translate.

"I'm a Christian, and will now spout my beliefs in a confusing fashion to prove a point totally unrelated to the current conversation. Praise Jebus!"

That is one freaking big signature. Smaller, please.

I thought you were talking to me for a sec, 'cause I just updated my sig. And I was ready to get all indignant because it's just text.

But you weren't. So I'll shut up now.