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Posts: 2558
  • Posted On: Jun 25 2006 4:01am
I want the gun on a howitzer.

But if we're going small arms then... I dunno... some form of colt likely. Classic revolver taste with nice punch.
Posts: 7745
  • Posted On: Jun 25 2006 6:20pm
I run a Winchester lever-action 30-30 for hunting. That's my favorite, because it makes me feel like The Duke.
Posts: 4025
  • Posted On: Jun 25 2006 7:34pm
Titus loves anything that makes him feel big. I am big. Titus loves me. Romance found.

The gun on a howitzer can be any number of things depending on which time era your talking about. From the Napoleon to Civil War era, Howitzers were either 3 lb cannon, 12 lb cannon, or bronze rifled guns.
Posts: 5711
  • Posted On: Jun 25 2006 8:31pm
Ask Irtar about swords and such-like. I'm sure he knows 'em better.

As for the Howitzer, I think he just wants something he can compare to his penis for scale and size... not to mention payload.
Posts: 162
  • Posted On: Jun 25 2006 8:53pm
Tannerite is best detonated with a 30-30. I've got a video of it somewhere on the computer - I'll see if I can find it.

As for how much I can bench, I don't know; haven't lifted in a while. My job consists of alot of manual labor though, so let's just say I'm more than capable.
Posts: 1621
  • Posted On: Jun 28 2006 2:35pm
A howtizer IS a gun.

Well, actually, according to military science - a howitzer fires on a slightly arced trajectory, a gun fires on a flat trajectory and is used for anti-aerial or anti-armor purposes, and a mortar fires on a highly arced trajectory.

My favorites - the Sturmgewehr 44 - the weapon off of which the Abliat Kalahnikova 1947 was modelled after.

As for rifles - the Mauser 98K

Pistol - the Walther p-38
however, the Americans actrually produce a contender with this one - the Browning/Colt M1911A .45 calibre pistol

Machine gun - Machinengewehr 42

General military assault weapon 0- Fallschrimjaegergewehr (airborne assault gun)34
Posts: 4025
  • Posted On: Jun 28 2006 4:59pm
I've got a video of it somewhere on the computer - I'll see if I can find it.


Is it the one where the talking elmo gets blown up? :D
Posts: 2011
  • Posted On: Jun 28 2006 10:30pm
I still wish I had a super soaker.
Posts: 4025
  • Posted On: Jun 29 2006 4:20am
Every man has a supersoaker. You just have to pump it a lot first. And it helps if the person your soaking is a hot girl on her knees.
Posts: 2011
  • Posted On: Jun 29 2006 10:46am
Although it may feel good to play with, your Penis is not a toy.