But even then, it's the same friggin amount of letters....oi

Ted for Edward?

Greg for Gregory?

Geoff or Jeff for Jeffry or Geoffry?

Matt for Matthew?

Sam for Samatha or Samuel?

Excetera excetera...

Han Solo actually is the shorter version of his full name:

Hansibel Solofsky, the famous composer.

Much like Dolash02 is an amaglamation and abbreviation of...

Do Lash Me Twice. A hang up from the old days of S&M.

And Beff Pike is short for ... eh, you probably don't want to know.

Almost, eh? Mwah!

Mooooooo! ~slide~

I'm lost...maybe I should stay there

You came from there, no?

I thought Ted came from Theodore??

Ted can. So can Theo.