Orko! Wow!

*has a third childhood*

Ren Janggar

Because it conjurs up images of what would be if Yoda humped a Jawa.

That's a surprisingly accurate description of him (it?).

I liked Orko at first. That is, until I realized that he was the worst magician ever. I come from a land where D&D is not only socially acceptable, but encouraged. So I can confidently say that even fat guys in bath robes make better wizards than that guy.

That is rather amusing...

Don't mind me. *Looks to Vance outfit beside him*

Eh, welcome, Vance.

I recall you from The Oaken Dawn, if that makes any sense.

For sure. I remember the Dawn... I was also En Set for a time, as well.

Meh... Oaken Dawn...

Ahhh Spaceballs. What was the name of the really fast speed? Insane drive, Insomiac drive?

Err wait, it was ludicrous speed wasn't it?

Now with added tartan.