Er... Thats not really neccesary Kraken. I'm sure the electric chair is good enough.
^^^^^^^^^^
Fine. *Sets Telan up with Milkshake instead*
Grrrr... Thats not what I meant. Who is 'Telan' anyway?
You don't know who Telan Desaria is? Hold on a sec......
Telan Desaria is the quintessential Imperial. He is prideful and arrogant but also cold, calculating, and intelligent. He wears with pride the Imperial Cross at his neck and exudes honour. He deplores xenophobia and considers any adversary who has fought hard a worthy opponent. He is thusly not well-liked by COMPNOR, the ISB, or the Inquisitoriate.
He is also commander of the Imperial Guard, a fiercesome amalgamation of like-minded soldiers composing a task force of shock troops used by Imperial High Command for the most dangerous of assignments.
He is me. Blasted noobs
He is also commander of the Imperial Guard, a fiercesome amalgamation of like-minded soldiers composing a task force of shock troops used by Imperial High Command for the most dangerous of assignments.
He is me. Blasted noobs
He also has something rather large shoved up his ass, apparently....
...Kraken, what have you done?
...Kraken, what have you done?
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Kraker, what's with all the homosexual jokes latley?
Milkshake, Telan used to RP here quite often say, maybe two years or so ago. He does some now and again, and in fact did a rather large series just a few months ago.
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Milkshake, Telan used to RP here quite often say, maybe two years or so ago. He does some now and again, and in fact did a rather large series just a few months ago.
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