Or is that just liberal slander?

...

No, it's actually true.

Well there's a kick in the balls for ya.


I just don't know if that says something good about "stupid" people or something bad about "smart" people.

Pretty funny stuff.

EDIT Demos already posted the picture I had.

I love Demosthenes X too.

my iq is low

I don't know; it's always been my opinion that you don't have to have a high IQ to have alot of common sense. After all; smart is somewhat of a relative term.

Put a gun in the hand of a city man, and he becomes the dumbest person alive. I know, it's the first weekend of hunting season today.

I have an Administrative Assistant who told me a story of how, when she was a teenager, there was this chicken that played tic-tac-toe. Some carnival gimmick but the bird could play. She went up against it...





..and lost.



The funny thing is, she played it again and lost again.


I looked at her, after a fit of laughter from the both of us, and said, "You couldn't bring the bird to a draw?"


She just shrugged.



Now, every once in a while, when she messes up a document, I murmur that I should have hired the chicken and we have a good laugh.



In any event, she was a staunch Bush supporter. She also is one of the few people I know with good common sense.




Still, one aspect of this tale frightens me: that there are super chickens among us and who knows what their agenda is.

Omnae's been snooping around Theren's booze cabinet.

Its' quite obvious the chicken is trained to hit a button, and a computer plays tick-tack-toe on its' behalf. There is only one button, and its' trained to hit it when something happens to indicate it is its' turn.