go to google, type "failure" into the search bar, and hit "I"m feelin lucky."

An omen if I ever saw one.

Which responds with the top-ranked (first display) link that Google would normally return.

But yeah...

Substitue the word "ass" and you'll end up at the Democratic National Party...

Amusing

There's always "Weapons of Mass Destruction"

EDIT: Aww, that's not there anymore. It used to go here: http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

Google is known to pull shenanigans like that.

Google is wack.

"french military victories" remains my favourite. Go on, try it.

In the words of Willy:

"Bonjour! You cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

*frenchlaughs* huhuhuhuhu!