I ate half a large pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut, then half a cheesecake.

If you never hear from me again, it's because I've died from gastrointestinal complications.

In summation: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD?!?!?!?! ARFGHAGHSGHGOSdAAD

Because it was yummy.

I'll be sure to let them know you died with your lollerscates on. *nods*

For the record: Survived, recovered, am now on strict "quarter-pizza only" regimen.