Conservative Windbag Bill O'Reilly Explains the Symbolism Featured in Religious Paintings by Late 15th Century Dutch Surrealist Hieronymus Bosch

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"Dutch surrealist who? No, now you wait a minute sir. I gave you a chance to talk, I- (Questioner attempts to clarify the line of inquiry). Shut up, cut his mic. Can somebody cut his mic?! Okay, now listen to me. You come on my show- (Questioner attempts to explain that they are not currently on the set of O'Reilly's show). Shut up! You had your chance! I gave you time to talk now you let me finish. I swear, if you interrupt me again we are going to have it out right here on the air. You come on my show pushing your fringe European liberal elitist agenda. Do you know how many people care about Dutchland? Do you know what the Dutch have done in the last twenty years? Nada! Zip! We here in America have been promoting the arts, film, technology, leading in science and learning, we have brought peace and democracy to the better part of the free world, and you have the- No sir, I will not calm down. I was calm, perfectly calm, when you came here but I will not tolerate insults and slander in the No Spin Zone. I will not tolerate this sort of intellectually dishonest bullying you are trying to push with your appearance. I will not give a platform to people like you. This interview is over. No, we're done."




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Gash watched the video of Smack My Bitch Up and thought mixing cocaine and alcohol looked like fun times.

I don't know what weirded me out more - Bill's idiocy and impolitness, or Gashs' temporary insanity.

It's a spoof from Something Awful, Dolash.

Theren has been reading Al Franken's book too.

No, because I didn't write that bit.

Ah, ok. So he didn't say that. Because I followed the link to Something Awful and some of the other things sounded a little out-of-whack too, like Mike asking to eat babies.

But it all makes sense now.