I believe you're looking for 'Kamon' if memory serves me correctly.

No, I'm not Kamon. I am a newbie. I came over from NIF like Corise. NIF is dieing.

Well, welcome to TRF then. Sorry about NIF.

No worries. Empires fall and rise. Something new will spring out of NIF's ashes.

An ash baby?

That's "clum baby".

And you know what suck? Cars. You people and your fucking cars. Like it's somehow the fault of the Deer that you decided to laugh in the face of nature or evolution or whatever, and declare that, instead, the fault lies with the deer. After all, it should know better then to stay off of the roads 'cos they were here first.

My friend decapated a moose with his Volkswagon. He spent three weeks in a wheelchair and he still feels sorry for the moose.

6 billion of us, and dwindling numbers of them; you'll excuse me when I don't get all teary eyed or, for that matter, bestow upon you any sympathy.

You got in the car. You drove it. Maybe the deer was drunk, eh?

Ride a fucking bike.

I have to say, back when I lived out West (on the Oregon Trail), in the Rocky Mountains, my family was riding in our Suburban one night. It was late and in the middle of the desert. But somehow, a stag still managed to flank us, ram our SUV, and break the driver's side window. Needless to say, we were a little less than happy when the glass from the said window cut up my father's face.

That being said, is that time the deer's fault for running into us, or our's then for using a public highway built where deer occasionally pass?