A Penguin's Driving Down to the Beach...
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  • Posted On: Aug 25 2004 10:37pm
A penguin's driving down to the beach, he's driving along listening to his music when all of a sudden his car breaks down. Luckily he's near a garage and not to far from the beach.

The penguin pushes the car into the garage and walks on down to the sea. It's a hot day so he jumps in from a swim.

The penguin splashes around for a bit before deciding he wants an ice cream. He walks up to the ice cream man and orders a huge cone. Just as he lifts his arm up to eat it, he notices his watch. It's getting on a bit, he should get back to the garage.

The penguin gobbles the ice cream up in one go, it goes all over his face his beak everywhere. He runs up to the mechanic and asks;

'How's it look'

The mechanic replies; 'You've blown a seal'

'NO! It's just ice cream, honest!'
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  • Posted On: Aug 25 2004 10:40pm
What is it with you and penguins lately?
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  • Posted On: Aug 25 2004 10:41pm
Sam started it!
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  • Posted On: Aug 25 2004 10:43pm
*spends a long time thinking about the joke*

Uh... hm... does he mean... wait...

*ding*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Posts: 2788
  • Posted On: Aug 26 2004 5:27am
Lovely.

Sounds like you wrote it yourself.
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  • Posted On: Aug 26 2004 2:07pm
I did not... oh yeah, I did.
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  • Posted On: Aug 26 2004 3:38pm
It's still a fish...