Cris, why do you like communism so much?

This is why I like communism so much.

Cris, why do you hate NASCAR so much?

This is why I hate NASCAR so much.

Cris, why do you love the Jews so much?

This is why I love the Jews so much.

The internet truly does make you stupid.

Cris, why is democracy so damn cool?

This is why democracy is so damn cool.

White people are the @#%$ devil. That's the moral of this story, kids.

This is just too funny.

On second thought, the IRA is pretty @#%$ cool...

Since when did Scottish folk become such a hot item for inclusion in the next holocaust?

It's the accent.