Saw it today, if you turn off your brain its an absolutely bitching flick.

*strips to his pants and ties a red curtain around his neck*

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!

For those of you not aware; "pants" in the wierd, little Island Nation that Ren and others live in and upon, means "underwear"... Freaky fucks.

If you turn off your brain; the movie'll blow you away.

If you leave your brain on; you'll bitch and moan about things like how Queeny had a Small-Pox vaccination scar on her arm...

BAM! POW!

"THIS IS SPARTA!"

"Umm, no it's not. We couldn't get the permits and financing to film there... I think we're going with Montana, actually..."

"... okay. Um... THIS IS ALMOST SPARTA!"

The little bald dude from the dudes who aided the spartans then ran off (oh, how lazy and inarticulate), also had his vaccination scar clearly visible.

Not sure why I noticed that.

Didn't quite notice the one on the queen since I was admitedly staring at her cleavage for the majority of time she was on screen.

It was like a propoganda piece for a Culture that no longer exists. Sparta is bestest, Sparta is godly. All others fall by the wayside, fall to your knees and pray for the power of Sparta! All Hail Sparta!

And I soaked it all up.

Beff, I've been talking to the guys and we're kicking you out.

Head downtown and hand in your penis.

*heads downtown

Xion

Didn't quite notice the one on the queen since I was admitedly staring at her cleavage for the majority of time she was on screen.

What cleavage ?

When she was going all cloak and dagger and talking to the dude with the beard.

There was most definately cleavage, or perhaps it was bust line . . . I get them easily confused.

She was more or less a flatland, as far as I can recall.

Movie was fucking awesome, either way.