Could a staff member, preferrably Kas, but whoever is available when reading this, please contact me?

I have an idea Id like to pitch to you, although Im sure itll be turned down, but I thought Id give it to you anyways. My idea, I mean.

Will I work?

I'll sign onto MSN, I'll leave it to you.

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That's a "No".

You have penis envy of me.

I don't see how that's possible.