(((Sorry this is so short, but i had alot to cover and a big IC post would have taken forever.)))


As a monotone announcer covers some boreing story, the bottom of the holovid screen has a marquee of late-breaking news...the following can be read there:

---Reportedly dead, Jaina C. H. Solo has been found in the Wilderness of Delph.

---Cairo Solo a fraud! Claimed Solo-family fortune heir found to have fuax bloodline

---Cairo Solo exlied back to native Borean system far beyond outer rim

---Jaina takes over TSS

---TSS closes

---Delph sold to nature preserve

---Jaina goes "Solo"...famed business-woman/smuggler goes freelance

-- Raktus goes on a wild, and soul searching mission to find Cairo, yet turns up nothing

-- TJE is swamped by a swarm of naturalists

Welcome back Knew you couldn't stay away for long. Sad to see tss go but since we have u back its all worth it.

-TJE mass murders environmentalists everywhere and dances naked by bonfires to commemorate.

lol

---Jadey thinks Jai was set up to die and goes searching to find her Blood Sisters murderers. She comes close, then realizes it doesnt matter anymore and goes off back to Irentios and dissappers yet again for another long span of time---

-Ahnk gets a headache.

-Ahnk eats a burrito.

-Ahnk beats his meat a bit.

-Ahnk farts. Loudly and very smelly.

-Ahnk goes to sleep.

-Jadey smells Ahnk-

-Jadey kills Ahnk-

-Jadey opens up a food stand-

-Jadey cooks Ahnk-

-Jadey makes a ton of cash-

-Jadey tells his closest friends he went crazy and is hiding out somewhere-

??????????

- No one misses Ahnk. Except Hyfe.

- beats off all alone. -