Tonight, we bring you a special.
God does not love you.
That's right, everyone. God does not love a single one of you.
Case one:
Dxun Isstal. Do we even need to bother naming off his crimes against humanity? For one, how can anyone be so inhumanly ugly? That's a disservice to my @#%$ eyes. Secondly, his false humanitarianism which he propagates as a public image so as to cover his self-serving authoritarian crusades makes me cringe.
Case Two:
Chadd Fearsons. The absentee ruler. He somehow maintains a totalitarian, demi-fascist regime under the guise of being "the best of the Empire and Republic" without actually doing anything. If you're going to be a bullshit fascist monarch, the least you can do is commit a few evil acts to make it clear.
Case Three:
Organa Solo. You have no earthly business ruling any more than your @#%$ thumb. And you're getting old and saggy. Clone yourself, and commit suicide.
Case Four:
Emperor Teebo. How the flying @#%$ can you and your ridiculous bullshit regime still be in power, after so many media, wartime, and paramilitary screwups? I swear to god, pledge your loyalty to the @#%$ GDI, because even that would be better than this.
Case Five:
Gash Jiren. Ugly. Stupid. Dumbass. I hope you die. Sincerely.
God does not love any of you. He hates every last one of you, because you're all idiots, and you all deserve a shitbeating. I hope to God someone gives it to you. Commit suicide.
Thank you, and goodnight. This broadcast brought to you, courtesy of,
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God does not love you.
That's right, everyone. God does not love a single one of you.
Case one:
Dxun Isstal. Do we even need to bother naming off his crimes against humanity? For one, how can anyone be so inhumanly ugly? That's a disservice to my @#%$ eyes. Secondly, his false humanitarianism which he propagates as a public image so as to cover his self-serving authoritarian crusades makes me cringe.
Case Two:
Chadd Fearsons. The absentee ruler. He somehow maintains a totalitarian, demi-fascist regime under the guise of being "the best of the Empire and Republic" without actually doing anything. If you're going to be a bullshit fascist monarch, the least you can do is commit a few evil acts to make it clear.
Case Three:
Organa Solo. You have no earthly business ruling any more than your @#%$ thumb. And you're getting old and saggy. Clone yourself, and commit suicide.
Case Four:
Emperor Teebo. How the flying @#%$ can you and your ridiculous bullshit regime still be in power, after so many media, wartime, and paramilitary screwups? I swear to god, pledge your loyalty to the @#%$ GDI, because even that would be better than this.
Case Five:
Gash Jiren. Ugly. Stupid. Dumbass. I hope you die. Sincerely.
God does not love any of you. He hates every last one of you, because you're all idiots, and you all deserve a shitbeating. I hope to God someone gives it to you. Commit suicide.
Thank you, and goodnight. This broadcast brought to you, courtesy of,
holonet://fuckyounewsnetwork
