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[FONT=Verdana]GLF Surrenders![/FONT]
- Muunillist -
"Imperial News Services everywhere are hailing this as the biggest victory since the brutal attacks by the Outer Rim Sovereignty and the Galactic Coalition. As always, the stalwart citizens of the Galactic Empire proved ever vigilant and courageous as enemies of the Empire attempted to lay seeds of terror in their lives.
Unfortunately, all they have laid are seeds of contempt and annoyance as the Empire has struck back!
Even as this report is being relayed, thousands of those in the employ of the so-called Galactic Liberation Front are being taken into custody. Already petitions from many of the Empire's citizens are clamoring for quick executions as the stench that was GLF is quickly being washed away.
In a surprise turn of events, followers of Brutus Nogoth -self proclaimed messiah of the galaxy he was intent on destroying - began blundering their murdering operations as Imperial Intelligence, Imperial Military and even good ol' INS were closing in on their respective necks.
I am sure that later this evening the Imperial Network will be playing the announcement that came from the Grand Marshall himself relaying the events that led up to the dissolution of the GLF and what this means to the security and order to our precious citizens.
Suffice to say, if I may get one up on those who will broadcast the footage of the announcement, that the GLF is no more!"
- More to come.
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