Ha! Made you look!



No doubt my title is being bought my most Sovereignty military leaders right now in a state of panic, each wondering if their own self gratifications have suddenly come to light...


Rest easy boys. Your secrets are safe with good ol' INS.



Grand Marshall Kaine Challenges the Sovereignty


Well, things are certainly on the move as the Empire begins to issue new protocols as the Sovereignty is bringing noncombatants into their so-called war (more like runs to the butcher shop).


Still, I find it ironic that while the Sovereignty Intelligence remains an oxymoron, were are many gems to be found in their own reports.


For instance, what is finally uncovered is the fact of who the puppet masters are of the recent conflicts the Empire is embroiled in.

The dark days of Imperial occupation and tyranny on Abregado-rae have finally come to a swift, and quick end.

Truly, all 13 of them.

I wholeheartedly agree.

The worst 13 days of the galaxy.

No doubt those were the blot on the minds of the people, not what brought them to an end.

I swear, it should be a crime to consider your readers stupid.

But then there’s no jail big enough to hold all of ORS.

and how Sovereign forces will be making way for a planetary military after the system has been secured, rebuilt, and refinished.

What the @#%$?

So much for leaving eh?

Bet no one saw that one coming..


By the way, has everyone forgotten that Abregado-rae was a Coalition world? I guess we know who wears the penis in this family.

The Empire did nothing for Abregado-rae, I will see that that will never happen again.

Well @#%$ me.

I guess they forgot it takes about a week to travel from Muunilist to Tralus to Abregado-Rae, especially with the bloody warmongering ORS on the loose.



heh.. still, It’s funny how they act like the bloody planet has been a solid part of the Empire for generations.


After 13 days let’s see how much you get done, kriff President Griff.


Still the most interesting tidbit is this gem:

I am curious as to what role the United Bothan Clans and Diversity Alliance will play in this reconstruction and economic build up act

The Diversity Alliance a part of the Bothan Clans. How very interesting. No doubt Imperial Intelligence picked this up immediately upon broadcasting whereas, poor Stu had to mull over it.

Can Bothans really have that much diversity?

Admiral Me'Vere, several reports also indicate that you were here out of a vendetta wrought against the admiral Bhindi Drayson - and that your attacks were blatant and harsh in order to draw her out.

Look!

If you stare at his face in the holovid, you can see he has a hard-on for the ambitious, young Ms. Drayson. Yeah, he wants to tap that.


Ahh.. Spring is in the air.



- Editorial by Groder Stu - INS.

Bothans Decry Slanderous INS Statement
Supreme Councilor Calls allegations of Bothan connection to Diversity Alliance 'Completly False

BHN- In a press release from the officer of Supreme Councilor Kre'Fey, the Bothan government rebuked the claim that the Combined Clans have any affiliation with the 'Diversity Alliance'.

'The who- this is a completly slanderous statment something completly unexpected from such a reputable source like INS.'

The release goes on to say the Bothan government has no intrest in joining any galactic movements or organizations, and that they wish to reamin neutral and worry about their own affairs for the time being.

'A little bit of humanitarian aide or something is the extent to which we currently want to be involved in the galactic state, like our offer to house and shelter refugees, who have been pouring in from across the galaxy. Any allegations of our ties... to ANYONE..... are completly false.'

Another Bothan aide, speaking on a condition of anonymity, said that he didn't feel that this allegation would deterorate realations bewteen the Empire and the Bothans.

'The Bothans aren't going to pick a fight with the Empire- we've got our own matters to deal with and we don't have a death wish. I think the Supreme Councilor just wants to make sure the record is set straight.'

As do we all. BGN prides itself on unbiased, fair reporting, and we hope that all other new services in the galaxy keep up those standards as well. No doubt the respected members of the INS will work to correct this problem immeidatly.

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If you stare at his face in the holovid, you can see he has a hard-on for the ambitious, young Ms. Drayson. Yeah, he wants to tap that.<hr></blockquote>

LMFAO.

Great stuff...