Today is the first day of the rest of YOUR life!
Posts: 105
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 6:34am
I just wanted you all to know that I am still alive and am still going to fuck all your se.... good looking women. Anyone who gets in the way will be cut open, get all of their limbs broken, and then hung from the freeway street lights like fish.


Thank you for your time.


:p


PS~ Beff Pike will be handled with special care. Beff, you will have hooks jabed through your feet, and hung upsidedown and I will shove a knive up your asshole, and pore sulfer in it, and then light it on fire using your ass hairs as kindling, then I will hang 7 pound weights from you back. Oh, and I will have the guy who fucked the donkey in Clerks 2 jerk off in your face.
Posts: 2915
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 7:13am
se...

Servants?

Your gonna fuck my Butler?
Posts: 105
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 7:20am
I was going to say "sexy women" instead of "good looking women" but I thought that would have been a little crude.



PS~ Fuck you!!!
Posts: 152
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 7:46am
Oookkkk, that's rather random but the colours and the whole violence and master plan is rather good.
Posts: 105
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 8:06am
yeah, well this is what you get when I get bored. Hope you enjoyed. For as soon as I find you it will be YOUR turn.
Posts: 152
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 9:23am
Awesome, if only I could get that bored and do that kind of shit. But still, at least there is someone doing the job of threating to screw all beautiful women and beat several people up. The world would be a boring place without people like you.
Posts: 105
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 4:25pm
Yeah, and a much less Colorful one too. You've got to enjoy the empty threats from people like me.
Posts: 152
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 4:56pm
That is oh so true.
Posts: 5711
  • Posted On: Jul 24 2006 11:21pm
You haven't earned this yet.

Welcome back.
Posts: 573
  • Posted On: Jul 25 2006 7:34pm
So bright.

Don't I get a special threat too ?