There are indeed mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane.

And the snakes pwn.

So, could I take a girl to it?

It is slightly gory at some parts. So if your girlfriend loathes gore she might not want to see it. But if she doesn't care about it then have at it!

Gayyyyy

Not even gonna see it.

Snakes? On a plane???/ It does not even sound like it has a plot!

There is a plot.

Snakes. On a plane.

Irtar, of course, missed the most important part...

It's a Samuel Jackson starring film. You will see it and you will laugh when Sam says his lines like...

"Swim, bitch!"

And...

"Snakes on a plane nigga!"

He doesn't say either of those. But he does have one line that shall go down in history as one of the greatest Samuel Jackson lines ever.

He did, actually. You just have to wait for the "gag-reel" under Special Features on the DVD. Unless that got cut... these are the disadvatages of reading into the rumor mill.

There are mutha fukkin snakes on the mutha fukkin plane