Please, someone with knowledge of the sith, I am in need of a new master.

There are a few around, and they will see your thread eventually.

If I can help you with anyting give me a shout.

If nothing else, just point someone in my direction.

Taja's a Sith, but I am shallow and therefore only take on good-looking apprentices.

And it's a matter of if you're willing to wait for several months between each post :P

But more importantly:

I am shallow and therefore only take on good-looking apprentices.

so I have a momentairy cut on my face, that doesnt mean I wont be good looking again.

You're red and black and thorny. Pfft.

yeah, well I couldnt find a better pic, gimme some time.

There's also the fact that I, y'know, never actually post. And when I do, I'm really mean. Yeah.