*Stays innocently out of the thread until the newbie is comitted to staying*

On behalf of the other 999,999 monkeys, hello and welcome.

He doesn't talk much, does he Zark?

*pokes the n00b with a stick*

*and by stick i mean Rens penis*

...

How do people do that (big space here) blah thing.

Just say no.

Really, I suggest just giving it a mean stare.

hAhA... Darkwing....


Lets...

Get...

Dangerous...