Wo ist Telan, unser einwohner Deutschlander und Objekt von alle unser sexuall begehren?

(Where's Telan, our resident German and object of our sexual desires?)

did he go into the military awhile back? or is on reserve or vacation or something..

They let him into the US Army as a corperal (s/p?). Remember?

Yeah. So he had to pretend he wasn't gay.

Hey, welcome to TRF. Another Canuck pops up. We have 8 of us now, I think. Ahnk, Beff, Demos, Me, Marth, Irtar, Dolash and now the new guy.