Call it "Lassie". That would be a good name for a movie.

Err, that's not on youtube.

It is what we like to call a 'spambot'. They lie to you. Try to get you to go to places they profess as safe.

Places of pain. Of viruses and spyware.

Paranoia is an important component to hold.

I imagine you can find bits of Lassie on youtube.

If they're going to annoy us, they could at least be truthful about it. I have yet to see one come in and say "Hello there, I'm a spambot. I'm about to direct you to links for porn or a sex-enhancing drug's website, or just some random website, all of which have viruses for your computer to be infected with. I realize you're going to delete this post, and that none of you are going to click on these anyways, but my entire existence is to annoy, and by frustrating you enough with registering and posting spam, I hope I've shortened your lifespan by at least a milisecond and made your angry vein pop out for a moment today. Thanks."

The trick is, they are funny. So no angry veins should be popping out.