How do you fake an accent in a text medium...?

apparently, by adding...mate

aye, matey. ArrrrrRRrrrrRRRRRrrrrrRrRrrrr.

Blimey, me leg is hurt'n again.

No, thats Pirate-speak Titus, don't you know anything?... :P

I often use the British spellings of words, because I like them. Like "whilst".

I'm partial to using colour on occasion.

Though, I really think it should be spelled coler.

I use a mix of Canadian and American spellings depending on what I feel like. Colour is always colour, but for defence (or defense) I just use whatever one I feel like. Generally depends on if I'm RPing by myself or with someone else.

Yarr and Aye have been a common replacement for yes for me as of late.

I'm not exactly sure why. It just pops up.

Colour, Defense, Valour, Honour, Bacon.

and missile. Pronounced "miss"-"isle" across the lake.

Funny the Brits pronounce that word so different than across the big pond.