I'm looking for hire a flat. If you can help write me.

You can sleep in my basement! I'm a lousy cook... a lousy flatmate... let's face it, I'm a lousy human being, but I have burritos!

Oooh! Burritos!

I have an empty cement bag you can sleep in...

The burritos are why I love him.

Too bad there isn't any cement left in the bag...it might have proved to be...convenient.