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  • Posted On: Dec 27 2005 3:50am
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  • Posted On: Dec 28 2005 4:08am
*sighs* When in Rome



*a thought occurs to her just after she hits the “post” button* Wait, this isn’t Rome!
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  • Posted On: Dec 28 2005 4:21am
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When in Canada...
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  • Posted On: Dec 30 2005 9:10pm
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ow.
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  • Posted On: Dec 30 2005 9:47pm
Damn it.

I thought people had forgotten about this thread.
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  • Posted On: Dec 30 2005 10:00pm
The problem is that this thread is posted on too much for anyone to forget.
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  • Posted On: Dec 31 2005 2:16am
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  • Posted On: Jan 1 2006 4:07am
Does anybody on this thread have the power or way to close this thread. I have the will, but not the power or way.
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  • Posted On: Jan 1 2006 4:42am
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This thread is still in it's infancy.
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  • Posted On: Jan 1 2006 7:24pm
It's christmas in hollywood
Santas back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's chanukah in inglewood
the dradles spinnin in the hood
so meet me by the menora lets get drunk

It's christmas in hollywood
Santas back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's chanukah in inglewood
the dradles spinnin in the hood
so meet me by the menora lets get drunk

Just a little story about last christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didnt leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my god is that Saint Nick
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of bein a bad kid
But i get presents as is
Cause Mrs. Clause just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on christmas eve.
So i dont give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a rolly and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood christmas and an Undead new year!!!!
FUCK YEAH!!!

It's christmas in hollywood
Santas back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's chanukah in inglewood
the dradles spinnin in the hood
so meet me by the menora lets get drunk

Bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
We were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
So i checked my phone and Santa had called.
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
He said that his jolly ass needed some help.
He said christmas aint a gang but a way of life.
"If you guide my sleigh, i'll let you fuck my wife."
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.
So we all took flight but something was fishy.
He asked for road head and started to kiss me.
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
Insted of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos.
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
It wasnt saint nicl it was a fuckin imposter.
When we found out he started to pout.
I took my bandana and i choked him out.
I pulled off his beard and i fucked his mouth.
Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
I had alot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
Met alot of Jeffs but this one was Shadiest.
When it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.
So if you dont like christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!

It's christmas in hollywood
Santas back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's chanukah in inglewood
the dradles spinnin in the hood
so meet me by the menora lets get drunk

Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk

It's christmas in hollywood
Santas back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's chanukah in inglewood
the dradles spinnin in the hood
so meet me by the menora lets get drunk

Lets get drunk

It's christmas in hollywood
Santas back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's chanukah in inglewood
the dradles spinnin in the hood
so meet me by the menora lets get drunk

It's christmas in hollywood
Santas back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's chanukah in inglewood
the dradles spinnin in the hood
so meet me by the menora lets get drunk