Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
It was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking the drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look
It's killing me
And taking control
Jealousy,
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Joking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
I'm Mr. Brightside (repeat)

If that was from The Killers, I'm gonna go killer on you.

...

It definately was.

Ok, where's my damn blaster!?!

...

*sighs*

...

Where did you come from, where did you go? where did you come from, cotton eye joe...

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!


Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta go!

^ OMG! Scotty doesn't know!

*moshes and continues to sing*

Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know-o!

Myself and a bunch of friends went out today and walked throughout our neighborhood and on the highway holding up cardboard signs with "SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW" and "DON'T TELL SCOTTY" spraypainted on them.