One sunny day I was riding my bike
And smoking a joint cause thats what I like
A policeman stopped me and began to stare
And he said 'Hey sonny what you smoking there?'
I said 'Its a reefer day you want some policeman?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some policeman?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'
Well he put me in his car and he left my bike
And he took my reefer which he quite liked
We got to the station and his eyes were all red
And the seargent said 'Constable, you're out of your head!'
And he said 'Yeah!
Its a reefer day you want some seargent?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some seargent?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'
Well he suspended the constable for his little joke
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back I had rolled another eight
And they were being passed around every copper in the place
Well I sold them to aunties and one sixteenth
And they rolled the biggest joint the world has ever seen
And they all sang together:
'Its a reefer day you want some mindless?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some mindless?
Thanks for your company and thanks for your grass!'
And smoking a joint cause thats what I like
A policeman stopped me and began to stare
And he said 'Hey sonny what you smoking there?'
I said 'Its a reefer day you want some policeman?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some policeman?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'
Well he put me in his car and he left my bike
And he took my reefer which he quite liked
We got to the station and his eyes were all red
And the seargent said 'Constable, you're out of your head!'
And he said 'Yeah!
Its a reefer day you want some seargent?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some seargent?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your ass?'
Well he suspended the constable for his little joke
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back I had rolled another eight
And they were being passed around every copper in the place
Well I sold them to aunties and one sixteenth
And they rolled the biggest joint the world has ever seen
And they all sang together:
'Its a reefer day you want some mindless?
Its a reefer day you want a blast?
Its a reefer day you want some mindless?
Thanks for your company and thanks for your grass!'
