Hello Internet
Greetings, internet friends, and welcome to the first ever internet page screen portal update of The Rebel Faction. My name is Yossarian and I will be your humble narrator and guide through the frightening and malodorous world of vBulletin. Kas said I should use big words like malodorous and I did. Can I come out of the box now? He also told me to make jokes like that so that people will like me but I do not think it is working.
Anyway, that’s right; using the nearly unlimited financial resources of a couple of broke college students, we’ve finally moved TRF off of ezBoard. This is sad because I know I speak for everyone when I say we will miss hearing from teenagers who type in all capitals and were looking for Lindsay Lohan pictures when they stumbled on our board. (Yes, TRF does come up when you search for Lindsay Lohan pictures. Don’t ask how I know this but it does.)
And so from the murky bowels of my drug-addled brain I would like to thank everyone who made this move possible, including Ahnk for coming to my house and repeatedly screaming “I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH” in my ear while I tried to send the money to Omnae through PayPal. That truly was appreciated and I’m sure that the card (bomb) I sent you in the mail will explain my full gratitude.
I would also like to thank everyone who managed to make the migration. We weren’t sure that we could count on our members to hit the register button and type their names in again, but you really came through guys! And most of your names are even spelled right! And I’m sure that once the 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters that play Ren stop throwing their feces at Kas so that he can show them the new website, he’ll be here too. We’re just like a big family really.
Seriously though, take the time to get acquainted with the new features. I guarantee that Kas has some things in store that will make this system markedly superior to ezBoard. And if not we can delete his account and pretend he never existed, because you can do that too! Is there anything the internet can’t do?
My job as your humble narrator will also involve providing hilarious comedic distractions from everyday life here on TRF. As you can see we already have my modest and conservative review of Matthew Good’s newest album, White Light Rock & Roll Review, which also does not contain any foul language. Another upcoming feature will be “TRF Reviews…” during which I will post the general consensus of TRF on things like movies and you will pretend to care.
Anyway, get surfing, children! This is Uncle Yossarian signing off.
Yossarian lives!
Anyway, that’s right; using the nearly unlimited financial resources of a couple of broke college students, we’ve finally moved TRF off of ezBoard. This is sad because I know I speak for everyone when I say we will miss hearing from teenagers who type in all capitals and were looking for Lindsay Lohan pictures when they stumbled on our board. (Yes, TRF does come up when you search for Lindsay Lohan pictures. Don’t ask how I know this but it does.)
And so from the murky bowels of my drug-addled brain I would like to thank everyone who made this move possible, including Ahnk for coming to my house and repeatedly screaming “I’M RICK JAMES, BITCH” in my ear while I tried to send the money to Omnae through PayPal. That truly was appreciated and I’m sure that the card (bomb) I sent you in the mail will explain my full gratitude.
I would also like to thank everyone who managed to make the migration. We weren’t sure that we could count on our members to hit the register button and type their names in again, but you really came through guys! And most of your names are even spelled right! And I’m sure that once the 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters that play Ren stop throwing their feces at Kas so that he can show them the new website, he’ll be here too. We’re just like a big family really.
Seriously though, take the time to get acquainted with the new features. I guarantee that Kas has some things in store that will make this system markedly superior to ezBoard. And if not we can delete his account and pretend he never existed, because you can do that too! Is there anything the internet can’t do?
My job as your humble narrator will also involve providing hilarious comedic distractions from everyday life here on TRF. As you can see we already have my modest and conservative review of Matthew Good’s newest album, White Light Rock & Roll Review, which also does not contain any foul language. Another upcoming feature will be “TRF Reviews…” during which I will post the general consensus of TRF on things like movies and you will pretend to care.
Anyway, get surfing, children! This is Uncle Yossarian signing off.
Yossarian lives!