... will kill you just as fast.

Just as fast as what? AS WHAT BRURCICYHOR? Huh? I thought so.

Four out of five doctors recommend cheap cigarettes...so they can charge you more for treatment and actually get paid.

^ LOL!!

And the fifth dentist just committed suicide. Pressure from the Dental Association looming, shot himself. Now it's four out of four.

I thought it was like this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/81914/trident_commercial/

Or this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/81913/trident_commercial/

Why not head down to the local Indian Reserve and get cheap smokes from illegal shacks along the road? :D