Hi, everyone. Smarts here. I managed to reset my password for the email I thought was attached to all of my accounts. It turns out this is the only account I used that email for. So that's cool, I guess.

I HAVE RETURNED. DO NOT BOW. YOU COULD, BUT IT WOULDN'T HELP. Also, I have absorbed Kerrick Arkanus into my being (with more than a little help from a certain board admin/programmer/guy who made this newfangled board possible. Thanks, Titus!)