All I can say is: wow.
But, before you readily agree or not, let me explain why that 'wow' is one of sheer disgust and disappointment.
Not only did I just waste 2 and something hours of my life watching a movie about, almost literally, nothing; but I did so watching something that had the 007 Bond title attached to it.
I was sorely disappointed with this movie. Not only did it result in absolutely nothing happening, it basically acted as filler. Craig, as hard as he tries, could be replaced by a cardboard cut out for all of his on screen charisma and personality - his Bond is as bland as rice by itself.
Action... the action is top notch. Bond's fighting scenes and action scenes reminded me of Jason Bourne - and that's sad to say, seeing as how Bond (as the title) should be what Bourne reminds you of; not the other way around.
I hate how this Bond, realistic approach or not, runs blindly into any situation and then literally relies on his fists to get him out of the bind he's in. There's no planning, no brain process, just a gritty self-reliance on brawn and a good right hook (or elbow, or foot, or whatever else is handy... like Bourne).
This, at least to me, is not Bond.
I don't care if the movie buffs say it's the beginning of the Bond movies, where he's just become a 00. He became a 00 agent for a reason, and it sure as hell wasn't because he was a brainless hitman who beat the crap out of anything that moved.
Bond, for me, is a charismatic, intelligent, manipulative and pre-planning kind of guy. He rolls in, he explodes off the screen through sheer personality, he knows he's the man, and he knows he can out-fight, out-shoot and out-class any sucker that tries to get in his way - he doesn't try to scrape through by the skin of his teeth and get beaten to a pulp at the same time. Bond changes no tuxedos, because he doesn't ruin any tuxedos. You can rely on Bond to come out of a fire fight looking as though he'd just dropped by the dry cleaners after having his suit pressed.
Casino Royale; yes, I get it - he's new, he's inexperienced and he's proving himself as a capable agent to one day become the Bond we all knew and accepted as Bond...
But, my main argument is: when? When is this transition meant to happen? When is Craig meant to become the Bond I described above? When is he meant to become 'the man'?
If he's meant to be a younger, fresher Bond, then considering he's 35+ and not getting any younger means they've completely missed the boat in terms of giving him time to develop as a character. Craig's Bond, to me, acts like a high school bully who cries when someone takes his milk and then decides to go and beat them into the ground shortly afterward...
I mean, come on, having two whole movies dedicated to crying over spilt milk and then the reaction to that event?
We're talking super secret agent, not glorified thug with a killing streak.
By the end of this movie, Quantum, Bond seemed to have gotten his shit together - and I only hope this is the case, because the whole movie achieved nothing in terms of plot development, and I felt as though I wasted my time.
Bourne had more intelligently written plots than this latest stream of Hollywood tarnished dribble called Bond, 007. I personally love the Bourne movies, but I also love the old Bond movies; and the more I watch these latest movies, the more I realise Bond will never be the same... and that makes me sad.
These guys have one last chance. One more. And if they don't deliver and have Bond come up to scratch and actually do more than spend two and a half hours hunting down some nut for revenge, I'm going to swear off the franchise and never look back. I'm almost to that point now, given the utter pile of steaming that this movie was...
I want my money back.
So, my final say, is that if you want an action flick that happens to star Bond - great, you'll love it! But if you want Bond that happens to star in an action flick, with some fancy spy and espionage tastes thrown in for flavour - better luck next time, move along...
What a joke.
If my hopes for what's to come next are correct, then the next film will have Bond acting more Bond-ish, and have him actually do something more... like saving the world from some evil organization, like he's meant to!
Quantum for me: 2/5
- Great action
- No gadgets*
- Lacking a 'meaty' plot (not sure if they used this one as a tie-off/set-up scenario; sure hope so!)
- No gadgets*!
- Trivial revenge makes the experience boring and over used
- Craig doesn't astound as the supposedly astounding super agent, who ends up being pretty average and thuggish
- No gadgets*!
* - Note: Even a rookie 00 agent would have 'something' in the way of a gadget - a laser watch? A pen bomb? Anything no matter how simple? Sure he uses a phone... but everyone has a phone that can do some manner of tracking if you know how.
But, before you readily agree or not, let me explain why that 'wow' is one of sheer disgust and disappointment.
Not only did I just waste 2 and something hours of my life watching a movie about, almost literally, nothing; but I did so watching something that had the 007 Bond title attached to it.
I was sorely disappointed with this movie. Not only did it result in absolutely nothing happening, it basically acted as filler. Craig, as hard as he tries, could be replaced by a cardboard cut out for all of his on screen charisma and personality - his Bond is as bland as rice by itself.
Action... the action is top notch. Bond's fighting scenes and action scenes reminded me of Jason Bourne - and that's sad to say, seeing as how Bond (as the title) should be what Bourne reminds you of; not the other way around.
I hate how this Bond, realistic approach or not, runs blindly into any situation and then literally relies on his fists to get him out of the bind he's in. There's no planning, no brain process, just a gritty self-reliance on brawn and a good right hook (or elbow, or foot, or whatever else is handy... like Bourne).
This, at least to me, is not Bond.
I don't care if the movie buffs say it's the beginning of the Bond movies, where he's just become a 00. He became a 00 agent for a reason, and it sure as hell wasn't because he was a brainless hitman who beat the crap out of anything that moved.
Bond, for me, is a charismatic, intelligent, manipulative and pre-planning kind of guy. He rolls in, he explodes off the screen through sheer personality, he knows he's the man, and he knows he can out-fight, out-shoot and out-class any sucker that tries to get in his way - he doesn't try to scrape through by the skin of his teeth and get beaten to a pulp at the same time. Bond changes no tuxedos, because he doesn't ruin any tuxedos. You can rely on Bond to come out of a fire fight looking as though he'd just dropped by the dry cleaners after having his suit pressed.
Casino Royale; yes, I get it - he's new, he's inexperienced and he's proving himself as a capable agent to one day become the Bond we all knew and accepted as Bond...
But, my main argument is: when? When is this transition meant to happen? When is Craig meant to become the Bond I described above? When is he meant to become 'the man'?
If he's meant to be a younger, fresher Bond, then considering he's 35+ and not getting any younger means they've completely missed the boat in terms of giving him time to develop as a character. Craig's Bond, to me, acts like a high school bully who cries when someone takes his milk and then decides to go and beat them into the ground shortly afterward...
I mean, come on, having two whole movies dedicated to crying over spilt milk and then the reaction to that event?
We're talking super secret agent, not glorified thug with a killing streak.
By the end of this movie, Quantum, Bond seemed to have gotten his shit together - and I only hope this is the case, because the whole movie achieved nothing in terms of plot development, and I felt as though I wasted my time.
Bourne had more intelligently written plots than this latest stream of Hollywood tarnished dribble called Bond, 007. I personally love the Bourne movies, but I also love the old Bond movies; and the more I watch these latest movies, the more I realise Bond will never be the same... and that makes me sad.
These guys have one last chance. One more. And if they don't deliver and have Bond come up to scratch and actually do more than spend two and a half hours hunting down some nut for revenge, I'm going to swear off the franchise and never look back. I'm almost to that point now, given the utter pile of steaming that this movie was...
I want my money back.
So, my final say, is that if you want an action flick that happens to star Bond - great, you'll love it! But if you want Bond that happens to star in an action flick, with some fancy spy and espionage tastes thrown in for flavour - better luck next time, move along...
What a joke.
If my hopes for what's to come next are correct, then the next film will have Bond acting more Bond-ish, and have him actually do something more... like saving the world from some evil organization, like he's meant to!
Quantum for me: 2/5
- Great action
- No gadgets*
- Lacking a 'meaty' plot (not sure if they used this one as a tie-off/set-up scenario; sure hope so!)
- No gadgets*!
- Trivial revenge makes the experience boring and over used
- Craig doesn't astound as the supposedly astounding super agent, who ends up being pretty average and thuggish
- No gadgets*!
* - Note: Even a rookie 00 agent would have 'something' in the way of a gadget - a laser watch? A pen bomb? Anything no matter how simple? Sure he uses a phone... but everyone has a phone that can do some manner of tracking if you know how.