Gash is very sorry for all of the trouble he has caused by being mean to so many people. He can't promise that he'll stop being mean to so many people but he cannot help the fact that he is a cynic and people on TRF are easily offended.

In conclusion he is very sorry and doesn't want to cause any more trouble.

Aw...

*hugs*

You people are really testing my resolve.

And yes kids, I was joking! That wasn't a caustic comment, I swear to @#%$ god it wasn't.

You'd never threaten a woman in a see through top.

Come on, Ahnk, be serious for a second. Gash is trying to reform his image here, and I think people should be more supportive.

I'm not trying to reform my image. I'm just trying to be a temporary sycophant to all of the many many people I've offended. I'll probably offend you again. But trust me, I have the best of intentions in doing so.

Well, that' still good, right?

No, Dolash, it isn't. But if you're already convinced it is, who am I to contradict you. Afterall, that the only point to these threads as that I can discern.

honestly, I liked it better when he insulted everyone. I find sarcastic humor in all of it.