Naughty Children
The children have been very naughty, and it’s time for everyone to get in line, tallest to smallest, and start saying Our Fathers until you earn your way out of the place where all the unbaptised babies go. I think that everyone knows this, after all it has been on the news, and despite the fact that the news is run by communist pinko bastards they all seem to agree with Jesus and the Four Horsemen. Speaking of which, don’t forget to vote – not that it really matters, because this is after all an oligarchy, but you might as well make a hollow gesture if a hollow gesture is the only gesture you can make. More money, more war, more tax cuts, more fucking, more violence, and more condemnation of money, greed, fucking and violence. More of it. More must be better, so pile that shit right on here and we’ll see if we can climb to the top and see all the way to heaven. Why not. Then someone can knock the fucking thing over and it’ll be just like Mycenae, we’ll all sit around for a hundred years and forget how to read. What is there to read anyway? You don’t need a Bible to know you have the gay people and you don’t need a Bible to have El Rushbo pump his opinion into you through an IV. I wonder how you hook the IV up to the radio? Speaking of which, I wonder how Rush hooks up the IV in rehab? There is no correlation between white people who taking 4,306 pills a day and black people who do crack. None at all, no, why? Would you like a tax cut?
