Recipe to speaking like Gash

1) Find a thesaurus.

2) Make a a very simple, sentence.

"You are a young, stupid, fat, kid, who eats junk food."

3) Use thesaurus on most of these words and get:

"You are an infantile, dim-witted, portly, adolescent, who devours rubbish provisions."

4) Next is to throw in some fancy words that are very uncommon, such as:

Ersatz, Sesquipedalian, and Ecdysiast.

5) Mix them into the sentence and stir for ten minutes to get:

"You are an infantile, dim-witted, portly, adolescent, who devours rubbish provisions, whose ersatz male reproductive organ is not comparable to mine, which is sesquipedalian, even to an ecdysiast's favorite toy."

There you have it.

Fantastic!

Now to market it on the open market.

But what about Kas? How do you speak like him? Or Ren? Or Lup? Or Simon?

We need a TRF-to-English dictionary...

Speaking like Lup is probably the easiest. Just add random @#%$ to every sentience. If this is a 'happy' Lup then ... do the same thing.


Unfortunately, a Ren to Engilsh translator would take a lifetime to compile.

Look DS6, if you have to compensate for your sexual inferiority by insinuating that I write my posts with a thesaurus, do it around people gullible enough to believe you.

IE: TGC.

Thesaurus = shift+F7 in MSWord97.
Or if you have 2000, a right click.

Ahnk to English dictionary...

That would be an undertaking...

Basically I become Kas if you replace "@#%$", "damn", and "stupid" with "Jesus".

Sounds like fun.

Basically I become Kas if you replace "@#%$", "damn", and "stupid" with "Jesus".

Really? Wow, I didn't know I said Jesus so often...

Right there! He just @#%$ said it, right there!