Being in Ye ol' Britain I'm preempting this a little bit.

Still, extended birthdays rule.

Happy Birthday.
:grin :yuck

Heh heh. Happy birthday.

Ooh. I like Birthdays. Have a good one.

*has his cake, and eats it too*

I have a present for you, in my pants.

It's right here, just let me take it out...

*reaches in and fondles around a bit*

Aha! There it is!

*hands Sam a 5 dollar bill*

Happy birthday! Enjoy a small latte on me.

How old? or young, I should say?

Isn't asking a woman's age a death sentence?

Happy Birthtime...

Thanks guys. :] I guess I don't need to ask where this $5 has been...

Mmm, cake.

Happy Birthday Sam!

I guess I don't need to ask where this $5 has been...

Oh, it was in my pocket. It's perfectly fine.

Just... I wouldn't advise licking it.

If you do, you might not want to mix it with alcohol.

And if your heart acts up, consult a cardiologist.

But it's fine for spending!