End of the World
Heh.
I'm going to get a tiny elephant!
At first I thouht you said "eat a tiny elephant" and I was like "that is the second manliest thing ever." The first would, of course, be eating a normal-sized elephant.
To heck with just one elephant, I want four! *grins* I've got this little disc-like world, y'see, and the giant tortise is already in the mail.
Look busy. *drinks*
I actually watched something about this on the History channel. The Mayan calender is so advanced that even we today cannot replicate it's perfection.
And it's always been extremely precise on massive world-altering events throughout history.
And it's always been extremely precise on massive world-altering events throughout history.
But something the Mayans probably didn't predict is us fucking up the planet with nuclear waste and phosphate gases. Probably has thrown their due date off a little.
Maybe the 'Discoverers of America' actually wiped out the one-true faith... *chuckle* Wouldn't that just suck?