Ahnk
Posts: 2558
  • Posted On: Apr 10 2008 3:15am
His modem apparently exploded, so he'll be more so gone than normal.

That is all.
Posts: 5711
  • Posted On: Apr 10 2008 3:59am
I had sex with it.
Posts: 2164
  • Posted On: Apr 10 2008 8:11am
Beff Pike
I had sex with it.


That explains a lot, really.
Posts: 179
  • Posted On: Apr 12 2008 11:09pm
Beff, having sex with electronics doesn't usually end well.
Posts: 5711
  • Posted On: Apr 13 2008 2:04am
They don't come with warnings.
Posts: 4025
  • Posted On: Apr 13 2008 6:42pm
Morgan Evanar
Beff, having sex with electronics doesn't usually end well.


With electronics, it's the opposite of humans. You don't want them turned on before having sex with them. ;)
Posts: 3599
  • Posted On: Apr 13 2008 6:56pm
"Shocking"

[/James Bond]
Posts: 5387
  • Posted On: Apr 17 2008 4:09am
Beff Pike
They don't come with warnings.


They tend to come abruptly then? Not a lot of moaning before they get off?
Posts: 5711
  • Posted On: Apr 17 2008 4:15am
Come, not cum.
Posts: 5387
  • Posted On: Apr 17 2008 7:09am
Anyway, Beff When I send you drunken texts saying I love you, I want reciprocated emotion, damnit.