Don't worry, I'm not here to invite you all to suck my cock or question your sexuality, I just have two irrelevant questions, the aim of which is simply to cool my curiosity.

Firstly, what alias might I know Beff Pike as?

Secondly, what alias might I know Yossarian as?

The first person who answers can have a voucher that entitles you to half an hour's free access to my asshole. Though don't let it put you off answering, I won't be offended if you decline. Much.

I don't want the voucher, but if I'm not mistaken, Yossarion is Gash.

He is.

beff pike is beff pike.

omgwtf?!1

Like Popeye; I am what's I am.

You wouldn't know Beff, he was never at TGC. But yeah, Yoss is Gash.

You wouldn't know Beff, he was never at TGC.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Or true.

You were at TGC?

My mistake.

No, I wasn't.

STOP FUCKING WITH ME.